#source elementary

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Bitty: Is *anything* this kid's doing legal? Dex: Define legal.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I would never forget if I owed someone money.

Bucky: Well, that’s interesting because you owe me 300 dollars.

Y/N: And guess what? I think about that everyday. Okay?

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Okay, Derek's out sick so I'll be in charge of the meeting. But he did have specific instructions for me to play this DVD called "Play in case of emergency". -----[Video starts playing]----- Derek: Hello, Hale Pack. It's me, your alpha, Derek. And if you're watching this, it means it's too late for me. The pack: [gasps] Derek: --to come in today. Scott: [closes the laptop] That's enough of that.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bruce: My son was excited to read that book to me at bedtime.

Ms. Hall: And why are you going to sleep before your son?

Bruce: I am sleepy.

[daddiesdrarryy]

*1985, Hogwarts kindergarten*

Harry: Professor Black, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly?

Regulus: Well, let’s think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?

Harry: Yes

Regulus: …

Regulus: Alright, let’s go see Poppy, Harry

[gigamuffinsofie]

coulda been pregnant

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike... Yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life... I would be put on time out, and I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted woman that stands before you today. Glinda: Oh, Elphie...

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: [with his morning coffee] Ah, spring is on its way. Pop music is back. Coffee's almost warm. It's gonna be a good day.

Dazai: [Walking in] Good morning, everyone.

Chuuya: [Dumps coffee] Well, try again tomorrow.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Cressida: You mean fight or flight?

Eloise: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Cressida.

[gardentool]

Geto: *Whispers something into Gojo’s ear and walks away*

Yuta: Oh my god... What did he just say to you? That, if we don't give him what he wants, he’ll kill you?

Gojo: Worse.

Gojo: He mumbled and I didn’t hear it.

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Dex: It's like 100 degrees in here. Nursey, continuing a yoga routine surrounded by space heaters: It's precisely 95 degrees. Ideal for yoga and tortoises. I thought it best not to overtax the furnace

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: So you’re dating Pepper?

Tony: Yeah! It’s going great!

Clint: So she knew you, and she was like… more?

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: I can't believe I couldn't solve this. I just... I just wanted it to be perfect. Derek: We protect our territory the best we can with what we have. That's what the pack has done for centuries. You don't have to be so hard on yourself. What we do is good enough. Stiles: Wow, thanks, Derek. I would love to sit in this moment with you, but I just thought of a plan that will fix everything, completely ignoring your pleas for me to let this go. Derek: Stiles: I love you, bye! [runs off]

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [280/?]

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: I just made out with Potter

Pansy: You what? How many times?

Draco: Seven

Draco: —teen

Pansy: WHAT?